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To have one nutter on your tube carriage may be regarded as unfortunate. Screw Oscar Wilde and Lady Bracknell, to be sandwiched between two, taking no note of one another's rants, rising and falling in counterpoint, may be regarded as unfair.

Then there's the woman, rather good-looking in a small and ferocious kind of way (in fact, she reminds me of someone else I met a month or so ago) who storms down the stairs at Chalk Farm a minute or two after me every day and promptly declaims "FUCK!"

To be fair, for reasons with which I shan't bore you as they are comprehensible only to those of us who are Masters of the Ancient and Mystical Art of London Tube Rush Hour Tactics, if I'm standing at that end of the platform it means the next train is showing as a Charing X train and it may therefore be that she wants the Bank Branch*. Nevertheless it's happened at least five times in the last couple of weeks.

Not, however, yesterday, when I worked at home. Well, tidied the flat and did my paperwork, actually, since I had no paying work to do, and generally had a good day. Now I have five sets of papers to deal with by Monday. And therefore really ought not to be pissing around here.

*If the next train was a Bank Train I'd be standing right at the other end of the platform from the entrance and stairs. Obviously. D'ye'see?

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I have been doing my head in wrestling with problems of service out of the jurisdiction and drafting some of the most complicated statements of case I have yet had to deal with (involving claims in four jurisdictions), there being the added complication in this case that Previous Lawyers for my clients have not exactly covered themselves with glory, so we have to make sure the case is now spot-on.

Most of my readers won't understand all that, nor should they want to do so. Suffice it to say that my head hurts and I'm tired.

In fact, I ended up with a massive headache last night, while watching Threads and the Protect and Survive videos with Marna et al, and had to leave early. I'd forgotten how starkly depressing things like that were too... I still think I'd go for a quick death. The Protect and Survive stuff just made me remember this song, which the Saw Doctors, among others covered. (Jethro Tull did another one on the same lines, which Runrig covered. Apropos of nothing at all, Jethro Tull are (well, probably more accurate to say is, when you think about it) playing Budapest this weekend. Amazing, really, that there are people who still care enough to buy tickets.)

Bits and pieces...: this, from the Legal Underground, rings familiar bells, and not bells solely confined to my legal education either.

I was reminded this morning, by someone else who was on a similar flight to mine, of the fantastic experience of flying into London up the Thames on Monday morning. I don't remember ever coming quite that way before: the plane was fairly low by the time it was over central London, and it flew directly along the river: the most incredible panorama of the whole of London (well Zones 1&2) spread out beneath me. Fabulous.

Daft Ideas

Mar. 1st, 2004 06:18 pm
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Mobiles to work on the tube it seems. Bugger.

LUL did a survey on whether passengers wanted this two or three years ago, and the overwhelming response was "don't be so bloody stupid, can you imagine how much worse rush hour would be if we were all on the phone all the way?" Wisely, or so it seemed at the time, they dropped the plan. But apparently the new surveys have different responses. Well, bugger that, they didn't ask me, so it doesn't count.

Meanwhile, a 24 hour tube strike is likely to happen next week (the 12th) and the Northern line still doesn't have full service.

A further trawl around the news (and yes, Steve was quite right about John Snow's daily email by the way; is there another presenter in the country who would write "We'll be blowing hot and cold air at seven. Come blow up your horn with us, it's a red-hot night, things are a-gurgling. See you then... ") reveals that the Camden Palace has changed hands. For £4M. Someone has money to burn: I wouldn't pay an eighth of that, even if I had it. But oh, I remember Camden Palace in the old days. Well, ten to twelve years ago...

It was rubbish, actually.

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Somehow, more than any other city with which I'm familiar, London seems most itself when it's wet, cold, grey and miserable. Today London is indeed very London. To add to the general feeling of woe, the bell in the chapel across the way where John Donne was once preacher has once again been tolling the passing of a bencher all afternoon. (Yes, I do know for whom the bell tolls, a former member of my own chambers in fact.)

Perversely enough, I first decided I wanted to live in London when on a school trip to some play or other on an evening much like this. I have a fragment of a memory of standing somewhere in the vicinity of TCR tube and thinking, "I could be part of this". I regularly do things like this to myself.

And it's somewhere near there that I found myself last night: Bradley's Spanish Bar on Hanway Street. I have a vague recollection of knowing, or at least knowing of, the place when I first lived here, but I had certainly not been there for years when A., Dr Lovely, Steph and I rediscovered it a few years ago, and promptly chose it as one of the main central London haunts for all of us, thankfully abandoning the awful Tottenham (although that remains, as far as I know, the only pub actually on Oxford Street and therefore required visiting when playing various drinking games, most notably PubCrawl London Monopoly -but we're all well past that, surely).

It's an acquired taste, certainly. Hanway Street, which runs somewhat pointlessly round the back of the Virgin Megastore between the ends of Oxford Street and TCR, was memorably, and accurately, described by a Time Out article I remember reading as "smelling of piss". It's a grim, unlit little alleyway. The area was once known as Little Spain and there are several Spanish places on it, most notably Costa Dorada restaurant, (Flamenco every Friday and Saturday), where A, Dr_L and myself, much later and extremely pissed that same night once met the Spanish Mafia. Probably. The tapas bar on the other side of the road is To Be Avoided, although Troy House, a club which hovers vaguely on the boundaries of legality, is upstairs and a story in itself.

Bradleys Spanish Bar is on the corner where it bends back to Oxford Street, and doesn't look too preposessing from the street. For one thing it's tiny. Really, really tiny. Twenty people upstairs and it's uncomfortably full. The lavatories are.. basic is perhaps the best way of putting it. Downstairs there is perhaps slightly more space, and it's also significantly darker: much better. The term "dive" might have been invented for it.

The others (save the much missed Dr_Lovely, who hangs out in expensive Manhattan bars instead these days), including Rob, Alan, and Fi mainly tend to go there at the weekend, but I've slipped into the habit, when I need something stronger than my usual coffee (Maison Bertaux, opposite Soho House in Greek St, best café -so long as "idiosyncratic" isn't a word that fills you with uncertainty and concern- in London) before I can face the tube home, of dropping in for a drink there rather than the pubs closer to my office. Those are full of lawyers, and although there are some nights when I do indeed go looking for lawyers to drink with (specific ones, I'm not in the habit of seeking out random members of my profession to drink with), people I might actually know are part of what I'm specifically trying to avoid when I'm in this kind of mood.

So I go to Bradleys, as I did last night, and listen to The Best Jukebox In The World (really, no contest) and the extremely cute Spanish woman behind the bar smiles at me, until it's safe to face the underground. I think I may do the same again tonight.

Madwoman on the tube this morning, incidentally. She looked quite normal and safe as I got on at KingsX.. and then, just as the door shut, she burst into a tirade against the woman who had just passed her on the way to the Last Seat (cow), claiming she'd been kicked and attempting to retaliate. Things went downhill from there... And my trial on Thursday has turned into an argument about costs bah humbug.

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I just managed to lose myself in the Square Mile, which is mildly embarassing as I supposedly know my way around the whole of central London blindfold.

Fortunately, I decided to persevere with the way I'd been going at least to the junction I could see in the distance ahead, rather than follow my instinct and start cutting across to my left. Since when I reached the junction it transpired I'd reached pretty much my destination, which was just off to the right, by an alternative route this was probably a good move. Otherwise I'd be in Hackney by now, and you don't want that.

Instead I saw The Man Who Tries To Stop Me Having Fun, who wore me down with his talk of interest rates so much that eventually I was forced to agree to pay him even more money every month, just to make him shut up. Bastard.

***

Thought Lost in Translation brilliant by the way. Fuller thoughts in that mythical land known as "when I have time".

***

Today this morning was discussing the impending repatriation of a bunch of the British citizens held at Guantanamo: what should be done with them now, what should have been done with them earlier, &c. I wasn't listening particularly carefully but they started banging on about Liversidge v. Anderson, the rules of criminal evidence and Diplock courts, (uncomfortably reminding me that in the remote eventuality I ever end up on a criminal case I shall have to do some serious crim. evidence revision). Anyway, I was impressed by the jolly-sounding American woman who seemed to be representing the US Govt point of view - not by her arguments but by the fact she said to John Humphries, the psychotic Jack Russell of British interviewers, "well, dear, obviously you've never been a criminal litigator". I'm not sure I've ever heard Humphries addressed as "dear" before.

And a Bankruptcy Registrar told me they could count to 7 this morning. I resisted the temptation to say "very pleased to hear it" since they were actually doing so in the context of waiving a technical defect in a formal witness statement.

***

Drinks with Clique types tonight, then off to Hants to make my monthly courtesy call on the APs. Not one of my four personal email addresses appears to be working right now, incidentally. Please to use SMS. Or pigeon post.

Bah

Feb. 18th, 2004 05:48 pm
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Third.
Fucking.
Day.
In a.
Row.

Not amused.

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This is now less than funny.

Having eventually given up and gone drinking once my laptop battery had given up the ghost yesterday, I actually had a fair amount to catch up on today. Arrived in bright and early and started banging away on Stuff, and then..

Flicker flicker bang.

Lights go off again. Laptop, which is slightly flaky on the battery at the best of times decides to faint in manner of early 19th century romantic heroine wearing punishing corset, taking with it unbacked up work and corrupting, for reasons I don't quite understand, half my preference settings on various applications.

Bollocks.

Only half the area went this time, because unlike yesterday (apparently caused by "a high voltage cable [dramatically] exploding at Farringdon" (6 injured)) this was the local substation going, presumably because it felt depressed and let down. Well, we've all been there. No one quite understood why it was bits and pieces of the area that went, rather than any coherent chunk, but here it is.

Eventually I found a free room where we still had power, and managed to restore some sense of order and propriety to my life, or at least my laptop, but it's bloody cold in here and I have to send this out tonight. So I'm not in the best of moods (how odd, they all remark). So whinging is all you're going to receive from me today: the witty, elegant posts will have to wait for another lifetime. As will the sestina. Or siesta, whichever seems more appropriate.

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OK. What fucker stole the fuse? For Half of Central London.

I kid you not. Well, I exaggerate slightly. At first I thought it was just Lincoln's Inn library, where I was in the middle of a post of such startling wit it would have amazed you all. But o.. it goes further. The whole of the Inn. The Royal Courts of Justice. Half of Fleet Street. And on and on.

It's quite surprising how little you can do without electricity. As you can see, I have little excuse to bunk off: the laptop has a few hours of power in it, but I am supposed to be working on a bunch of deeds, difficult to comprehend at the best of times. And I'm in a gloomy little basement office.

I'd go and get a coffee. But all the coffeeshops are shut....

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Half the world was flying kites when I wandered up Primrose Hill this morning. I wonder where my kite is, and whether I can still fly it...

Here's an enigma for you all. As one comes out of the eastern end of Old Compton Street and crosses the CXR, one lands on a large grating at the divide between the bus lane and the main part of the road. Written on the eastern wall of the pit below that grating is a street name: "New Compton Street". New Compton Street does in fact exist or possibly did, it runs as an extension to Old Compton Street, so at right angles to the sign, but there is now a block of shops, Blackwells and other things in the way, so New Compton Street never joins CXR.

More significantly, the sign is painted on the wall at least seven feet down from current street level -it's difficult to be certain how deep.

I've known and wondered about this for years, but it started to bug me again yesterday, and I haven't found anything in the various London history stuff I own which satisfactorily explains it.

Any ideas?

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Too many people in London, wish I'd never left the house today. Except I did go and see the Max Beckmann exhibition (having a friend who works for the Tate and can get comps is a huge bonus). Liked it more than I thought I would (went for interest more than anything). His stuff makes me think of a cross between cartoons, and stained glass windows (lots of heavy black outlines around primary colours).

Went out with me old friend Ruth last night, and discussed all the childrens books the pair of us had been reading, and the horribleness of being single. Went to a really good new lebanese restaurant, Kaslik, in Soho, one to remember. Was supposed to be going to another old friend's new house somewhere in one of they counties north of London you need trains to get to, but he hasn't answered his phone tio tell me where it is, so I can't. Frankly, I'm feeling extremely antisocial anyway.

Going home now. Need an evening on my own.

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London is gorgeous when (a) it is sunny and (b) there are no tourists and about half as many residents as usual. I think we should arrange for this to happen more often.

That is all.

(So why on earth am I sitting in an internet cafe. Good question...)

Escaping

Apr. 16th, 2003 05:30 pm
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Well, I'm off, for almost a week. Spent most of today sitting on the leads outside my office reading Diana Wynne Jones, and having a small G&T: the liberty of having nothing to do right at the moment because you've been organised enough to get rid of it all already. Off out to celebrate. Tomorrow I shall mostly be sitting around in Primrose Hill and being bohemian. Hurrah.

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Well, my plans for Friday went a bit awry and instead I found myself in a rather good and cheap Chinese restaurant on Shad Thames slightly wankered at quarter to midnight. Nevermind, I made it home. Somehow.

Saturday I managed to make it to the river and watch Jenny shout at her eight from Hammersmith Bridge (no, no, she was in the boat, we were on the bridge). Then straight to the pub, and, via a chain of events which would be too boring to describe, by the evening, having re-acquired Jen, wound up in an Italian restaurant which suspiciously resembled the BadaBing from the Sopranos. And the waiter looked like Pussy. This kind of thing keeps happening to us: last time it was the Spanish Mafia, though I'm not going to tell that story.

The lurgy rehit about midnight and I couldn't face struggling back to Primrose Hill, so I ended up staying at R&S flat for the night, as did A. Watched War Porn for an hour or so when I woke up, ("9, wow that's early" "No, it's 10" "Bugger. Well, it's still early") which was as much as I could take: I don't have all they newfangled channels and have been limiting myself to my usual diet of an hour and a half of Today in the morning plus an occasional addition of Newsnight or Channel 4 News. Five minutes of watching a tank trying to shoot down a telegraph pole is enough to drive one to drink. Though the little red button for interactive viewing does make one wonder: how long before the tanks are all on wireless internet and are controlled by a bunch of teenagers with playstations and gameboys wired in?

Anyway, back to the river, abandoning my fine and sensible plans of going home, to pretend to watch the veteran crew of Jenny's club while in fact reading the papers and breakfasting on Bloody Marys. Which is a fine way to breakfast, though the barman did ask me if I wanted vodka in my Bloody Mary, so I had to kill him.

Finally home and up to Primrose Hill itself with a book. It's fantastic living less than a hundred yards from one of London's best views, most pleasant green bits, etc. However, on a good weekend quite a lot of the rest of London invades (how dare they). Still, a good afternoon with trashy fantasy.

Oh, and Cafe Corfu, one of my favourite restaurants, for Greek music all on my ownsome at the end of the day.

And that's why I didn't do my homework miss.

It's actually tomorrow that I technically become a full member of Chambers, though I've been almost so for six months and known I would for sure for quite a few. Cool.

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