Dear God

[liadnan]

I think faced with an event such as this of antiotter's I'd hit the whisky collection. Very heavily. Fortunately I think it highly unlikely that either K or the elderly lady who lives on the other side keep .44 magnums in the house.

Via Ergates.

Comments

[chiller.livejournal.com]

As I pointed out to scissorkicks, the position of the bullet hole on the mirror suggests the chap who fired one of the three guns on his bathroom vanity unit was inevitably doing one of the following:

a) trying to shoot the reflection of his own d*ck;
b) pretending the gun was, in fact, his d*ck;
c) attempting to perfect the gunslinger draw-and-fire from the hip. With a loaded gun. While watching his own reflection. Which makes him a d*ck.

One of the best posts I've seen on LJ.