Dear God

[liadnan]

I think faced with an event such as this of antiotter's I'd hit the whisky collection. Very heavily. Fortunately I think it highly unlikely that either K or the elderly lady who lives on the other side keep .44 magnums in the house.

Via Ergates.

Comments

[pashazade.livejournal.com]

Holy Fucking Crap.

That's it. No, that's not it. Did you see the collection of guns the guy had lying around in his bathroom? I refer the gentleman to my first comment.

[chiller.livejournal.com]

As I pointed out to scissorkicks, the position of the bullet hole on the mirror suggests the chap who fired one of the three guns on his bathroom vanity unit was inevitably doing one of the following:

a) trying to shoot the reflection of his own d*ck;
b) pretending the gun was, in fact, his d*ck;
c) attempting to perfect the gunslinger draw-and-fire from the hip. With a loaded gun. While watching his own reflection. Which makes him a d*ck.

One of the best posts I've seen on LJ.

[hano.livejournal.com]

I'm just very glad I'm not the gunman's landlord - can you imagine going round there to evict him?

[hano.livejournal.com]

...especially seeing the armoury the guy's got:

"He also owns a 5.56mm M-4 carbine, a Bushmaster 5.56mm AR-15, a Czech 7.62mm AK-47, a 7.62mm German G3, a Belgian 5.56mm FN-FAL, about half a dozen Glocks from 10mm on down, a .44 Automag, a Heckler & Koch MP5, and a Barrett Light Fifty .50 cal sniper rifle and a .454 Casull on order."

Quite apart from enough rifles and handguns to start a small war, what the fuck is he doing with a Barret Light 50? That's a heavy machine gun normally used to shoot down helicopters for christ's sakes.

[kittenexploring.livejournal.com]

If a landlord comes by to evict you in a helicopter then the Barret Light 50 comes into its own.

[owl]

What. A. Nut. Case.

At least the ones with the guns in Northern Ireland don't shoot randomly at the walls.

Might be a small consolation as you're bleeding to an agonised death to know that at least they didn't shoot you accidentally...

[rhythmaning.livejournal.com]

Well, part of me is laughing outrageously, part of me is scared. This was in States, right?

I can't help thinking the guy must have been posing in the mirror - "you talkin' to me?" - when the thing went off.

Jeez!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hypatia_/]

Yes in the States from his LJ location. My reaction was identical to yours, particularly the 'posing in the mirror'. Scary.