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[liadnan]

It is, perhaps, time to worry when the best plan for Iraq seems to be that of Fafnir on the Fafblog:

In the middle of the night while everybody in Iraq is sleepin we pack up all our stuff, tanks, bombs, guns, tents, extra buildings and everything, and stuff it into our planes and helicopters so we can get out real fast at the drop of a hat - a fast hat. Then we will have specially trained troops sent out to each Iraqi home with cords attached to their backs and wait until sunrise and when all the Iraqi families start to wake up yawning and stretching and so on our troops jump out waving wiggly fingers and goin "It was allllll a dream... it was alllllll a dream!"

The wiggly fingers here are very crtical here and if not done correctly could spoil everything.

Yes, I have all the internet access in the world and nothing to say...

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[susumu.livejournal.com]

Alright, you've made me sign up to that at last. Isn't the internet ace?

[liadnan]

Absolutely.

[deililly.livejournal.com]

I like that one better than the one put forward by the american I was talking to last week. 'We should just carpetbomb the fuckers and close our borders' He then went on to rant about that chap that got beheaded.

Okidoke....

Incidentally do tell me about my squatters rights! :P

[liadnan]

You need 12 years and I rather doubt it would work for you anyway...

[deililly.livejournal.com]

Oh well. She is unlikely to mess up her finances being much better at counting then I am. She doesn't need to use her fingers at any rate!

Why do they need my signature?

[liadnan]

Covering their backs against you. Sounds like overkill, but then I know little about it, and one should never give a definite opinion without knowing enough if one values one's BMIF premiums remaining reasonably low.

[deililly.livejournal.com]

Oh well it is probably far better for me to remain a blessed innocent in these matters :) Just minor curiosity is all, sorry I shouldn't corner you!

[liadnan]

Nah, is fine.

[rparvaaz.livejournal.com]

Like you say, it does seem to be the best plan yet. And I don't whether to cry or laugh over that.

My rule of thumb

[ninebelow.livejournal.com]

If you can't decide whether to laugh or cry: vomit.