One Of Those Stories That Leaves You Thinking "Eh, What?"

The silly season is evidently upon us if we’re back to chasing Lord Lucan.

Mr Woodgate also pointed out he was five inches shorter than Lord Lucan and, at 62, is 10 years younger than the aristocrat would be now....

“[Retired Scotland Yard detective Sidney Ball] told me that I was not Lord Lucan. I said ‘I know that’,” Mr Woodgate said.

I wish people would tell me I'm not Lord Lucan more often.