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The quotes round 'tool' are a good start.

And then you come to:

"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints,"

which I'm afraid just cracks me up. I suspect this secondary use was unintended, and not particularly welcomed by its owner. I have a vision of a German cave-dweller unable to find, or not bothered to go looking for, their Black and Decker Patented Flint Knapper and just picking up the first thing that came to hand...

(It's a BBC article. How can you ask if it's safe for work?)

In other news, Brendan had a tough commute this morning.

Date: 2005-07-26 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
Flint-knapping with ones sexual aid.

Well I never!

So - one's tool has been a... tool for millenia. That's nice to know.

(And explains that joke about it being hard enough to hammer nails in).

I'm off to lie down for a while now.

Date: 2005-07-26 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
A flint-knapping sex toy. Sounds like the sort of thing JML would be interested in marketing.

"Available at a Robert Dyas near you!"

Date: 2005-07-26 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-greythist387.livejournal.com
How terribly practical. heh.

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