Glastonbury allegedly sold out within four hours.
Someone tell me this is an April Fool's, please.
*Update:* No, it's for real. More than 100,000 tickets at £105 sold in four hours yesterday. Un-fucking-believable. I would be less cross if this wasn't happening. Well, actually, I wouldn't really, but I'd have less reason. It's almost enough to make me abandon liberal capitalism. Or not.