"Cornflakes spilled into a Swedish-modern plastic bowl like coins from a perverted Mint."

[liadnan]

Joff says of this forgotten master of the English language that he suspects he has had the most fun of any writer in the world. Fantastic stuff. Barbara Cartland eat your heart out.

Oh, you're dead. Oh well, do it anyway.

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[ksta.livejournal.com]

Barbara Cartland eat your heart out

How very Shaun of the Dead:

Oh, you're dead. Oh well, do it anyway.