I have had enough of tits of salesmen ringing me up and addressing me by my first name, as though we were friends or I had invited them to do so, before bothering to introduce themselves, and then eventually winding their way around to trying to sell me something. Particularly when it is the FIFTH FUCKING TIME in a couple of months. This time I tried to be polite while asking why they were calling me by my first name. Next time they get told to stick their new mobile phone contract up their arse. Or an invoice for my extremely expensive wasted time.
This is probably terribly pompous of me. But where do these fuckers get the idea they are entitled to address me as a friend?