I have been known to criticise programmes such as Judge John Deed (shurely Deed J, and why is he always on circuit, and what is a QB judge doing hearing family applications, and and) for slight inaccuracies in their depiction of life at the Bar and on the Bench. This morning I have finally realised that in truth, it's only my* professional life that is sadly lacking in drama:Exhibit 1 Exhibit 2
Incidentally, am slightly perturbed by this "secretive world of millionaire lawyers". I must have missed all the memos.
I do recommend the latter article by the way, it includes a rare display of humour by the Mail in the caption to the last photo.
Heigh ho, back to the Scott Schedule. "Item 44, reinstatement of pigeon-netting..."
*Prompted by Frankie in comments, the emphasis in that sentence should lie on "my", there's little drama in the rest of my life atm either. Can't be arsed to redraft the sentence, I now have three applications tomorrow and the skeleton for one of them is going to be seriously late.