String Em Up

[liadnan]

Well, I'm just back from a drunken weekend in Gloucestershire, and very good it was too. My homecoming, however, slightly marred by, as I wandered up to the bridge from Chalk Farm somewhat bemused by my lack of sleep, being punched in the face by some shitey teenagers on account of not being able to tell them what the time was.

My views on everything have, all of a sudden, taken a lurch towards the fascist. Or at least the Daily Mail. Perhaps it's brain damage.

Comments

[babysimon]

That's exactly the MO of the group that punched me. I know what you mean about the Daily Mail...

[deililly.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Are you alright?

[liadnan]

Nothing injured save my dignity. Well, actually I appear to have several massive lumps on my forehead, the little fucker was wearing bling rings.

[kateelizabee.livejournal.com]

*Hugs Marcus*

Oh dear, I'm so sorry. Even if you had the correct time I'm sure it would have been something else. Little fuckers are everywhere.

[nicnac.livejournal.com]

Is there any point in reporting it? They might have been caught on CCTV?

[liadnan]

Nah, not round there. Pointless I reckon.

[rainstorm.livejournal.com]

Hope you're okay..

Kids today! Pah! They weren't like that when I was little, they really weren't.

all of a sudden

[ninebelow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right.

By which I mean, blah, blah, oh dear, or some shite

Re: all of a sudden

[liadnan]

Eh, just because you're a blithering trot in disguise.

[eccles.livejournal.com]

Bastards.

[rparvaaz.livejournal.com]

I am glad you weren't seriously hurt. Fascism does appeal sometimes....

oh dear!

[nikandra.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope you're okay.

*sigh* I can understand the appeal of fascism in this case.

[booklectica]

Fuck, glad you're not permanently damaged. I think a temporary Daily Mail swing is allowed under the circs...

[liadnan]

I chased after them, in a fit of blind fury, but since I was somewhat impeded by my bag, this was fairly hopeless - they ran out into the middle of Adelaide Rd and I'm mildly ashamed to say I was disappointed the oncoming car managed to avoid them.

[hano.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear you're ok. Things like this are always a shock to the system although it can take some time for the shock to work its way through. Do resist the urge to turn into a Daily Mail reader, it's really not you :-)

[liadnan]

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/dailymail.php

[etherealfionna.livejournal.com]

Even my opinions just lurched towards the Daily Mail.

And good on you for chasing after them. Now you can make yourself feel better by imagining what you would have done had you actually caught them.

[liadnan]

More an attack of berserker fury than anything...

[joffstar.livejournal.com]

Sorry mate, I only just read this. And I agree about the chasing. If you'd have caught them, you'd have probably done unhappy things to them. Which would have been good.

I'm imagining you dispatching them with your kung fu street fighting powers, if that's any help. That's the good thing about imagination; I'm also imagining you destroying them with an orbital nuclear strike.

[liadnan]

I rather suspect the real-life result would involve me being dead, or at least hospitalised, now, but your version is more encouraging.

Bizarrely, Scott got done in almost precisely the same way the other night: http://www.eclectica.info/index.php?id=57

[dr-lovely.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry too Marcus, I hope you're feeling better by now.